Archive for the 'Rants' Category
If I offend you with this, lick my balls.
In Greenville, probably the place to be on a Sunday night is Ham’s Brewery. It’s got a huge outside dining area, that open-mic-type music for which I am fond and cheap booze ($2 in-house brews and $2.25 hi-balls). I was there last night, and, let me tell [...]
If you’re like me, I’m sure there are things that upset you. And, if you’re even more like me, I’m sure there are things that anger you for no good reason whatsoever. For years, whenever someone asks me what makes me mad, I’d just tell them that slow drivers do. About five months ago, I [...]
So, I’ve gotten a new neighbor recently, and it seems as if she and her friends never learned how to park. I swear, I’ve never before seen one group of poeple lack the ability to confine their vehicles to the space alloted between two painted white lines. After about the 10th time I had to [...]
Especially this asshole at my gym…
OK, boys and girls, sit down and read because its time for another simple lesson on gym decorum.
Well, he either lied to me or his equipment is broken.
I was driving home from work just before midnight tonight, and the blue lights appeared behind me. I was in a 55-mile-per-hour zone, and the Chocowinity police officer said I was going 64 …
Yeah, so, it's been a few days, and I had one experience I wanted to share. As I was driving to work Thursday on HWY 33 (between Greenville and Chocowinity), there was something called a 'road survey.' Let me tell you, this was about the dumbest waste of time I've ever been witness to. The [...]
